lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: cuntthatout, via miadlk)

  • England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  • America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”

lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • me at school: dont touch me i have more followers than you

actuallyiscoops:

your-god-is-a-twat:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

They also have a very firm grasp on the words cunt and twat, as illustrated above

Dickhead is another favourite, knobjockey perhaps too if you’re feeling adventurous.

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via el-lime-head)

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

(via pizza)

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